Toothfairy Teeth
Be the life of the party! Put a smile in yer face with Toothfairy Teeth.
Toothfairy Teeth are fake teeth, special effects, custom fit, designed to permanently and comfortably conform to fit your mouth in only FIVE MINUTES.
Our choppers are constructed of acrylic material for realism and long durability. Applications of_Toothfairy Teeth include: cinema, television, stage productions, blind dates, dental appointments, job interviews, buying a new double wide mobile home, meeting the in-laws, that big bass tournament, family reunions, bar mitzvahs and of course...that awkward morning after. "Hey hunny...d'ya mind if'n I borrow your_Tooth brush?"
Disclaimer: Toothfairy Teeth products are not a medical device nor intended for medical or dental use. Our products are not intended for use in lieu of one's own natural teeth. Toothfairy Teeth products are not for use in the diagnosis of disease or other conditions, or in the cure, treatment, mitigation, or prevention of disease in man or other animals. Not for use with braces, dentures or other oral appliances.